A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.
After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.
Picking himself up, he yelled : "What the hell was that for?"
The producer ranted : "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbour, you ##@@!!##! My dad perished in that
"I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop ! I am an Chinese!"
"Yeah yeah yeah . . . Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese, . . . you are all the same."
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.
"What was that for?!!" exclaimed the producer.
"That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied.
"You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the producer.
"Yeah yeah yeah . . . Iceberg, Spielberg, Calsberg . . . you
are all the same!"