Saturday, 20 October 2012

Chinese meets Steven Spielberg





A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.

After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.

Picking himself up, he yelled : "What the hell was that for?"

The producer ranted : "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbour, you ##@@!!##! My dad perished in that 
bombing!"

"I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop ! I am an Chinese!"

"Yeah yeah yeah . . . Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese, . . . you are all the same."

Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.

"What was that for?!!" exclaimed the producer.

"That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied.

"You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the producer.

"Yeah yeah yeah . . . Iceberg, Spielberg, Calsberg . . . you 
are all the same!"

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